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Friday, October 09, 2009

He didn't pass

HE DIDN'T PASS.

It's impossible to get him to talk about it,
so please don't call.

Now I know what you are thinking:
I am probably thinking the exact same things.

But, he has worked so hard.


TRUE.

He has given so much

TRUE again

The amount that he has given to the family to keep them happy, comfortable,and to keep them going(literally) is immeasurable

Don't I Know It.

However:

we were told that with

A LITTLE MORE
devotedness
to what actually needs to be addressed
,
(are you kidding me?)

some tender, loving care
(for crying out loud!!!)

and

some more money
(we don't have a money tree!!!)



He

would be able to pass

the next time.


DARN EMISSIONS!





IN OTHER GREAT
AND IMPORTANT
JOHNSON NEWS:


THIS HANDSOME MAN PASSED THE BAR.




19 comments:

Anonymous said...

You guys are STINKERS!!!! Congrats Dave! (Too bad about the car though ;) )

Jay and Sherrie said...

YEA!!! You guys about gave me a heart attack, but whatever. Congratulations!

Tina said...

3 Cheers for David and Brandi for making it through! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!! We love you and are so proud of you! BY the way, it was cute about the car. I knew he had passed so I was waiting for the "syke" or "just kidding".

Jason and Amy said...

that was not even funny, i was feeling sooo bad. congrats. wow. must feel so good to have it over with

Christina said...

(This is Christina Higgins) You owe me a new pair of contacts and a box of Kleenex. I am crying for you, and I can't stop now, even though I'm laughing. I just thought, "wow, there really is no hope in the world." I even considered dropping out myself, right now.

Congratulations to all of you!

Carlie said...

you think you are pretty funny, dont you?
all i have to say is.... duh. we already knew he passed, but i guess it is nice to have it in written form.

Aubry Wilkes said...

oh you... silly girl! I was incredulous! I mean really... LOL

Tammy said...

How long have you been waiting to tell everyone that the car didn't pass emissions just so you could give everyone a heart attack? WAY TO GO DAVID!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Kyr said...

You are funny! Congrats David!!! We are proud of you.

Erika said...

That was mean. Funny, but mean. And yay!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam & Ady said...

You deserve to be punched! My jaw was literally lying on the floor and I was speechless (like there is anyone to talk to in this empty room right now...but still speechless). You need to be punched and David deserves a congratulations :) That is awesome. Adam doesn't find out for another week and a half! AHH! Too much waiting. I hope we get to give good news like you guys. CONGRATS!!!

Do you know about Ryan Johnson?

tblanch said...

Very tricky. :) Hope you're all happy and doing great! :)

Nama said...

Haha! Nice fake out.

Congrats to David!! What a feat.

Cami said...

Woohoo! CONGRATS!!! Your done!! You almost made me cry. I'm glad I read the ending though.

Julie B. said...

ed was getting ready for bed and i was reading your blog out loud and he was like, oh no! i was like, oh my gosh! then i finished it and we both just laughed and laughed! i like your sense of humor!
congrats to Dave!

amynewby said...

Ahh!! You totally had me! That was so darn clever though, I'm still laughing! Congrats to both of you!!!!

Brew Crew said...

You are so funny! I loved this entry. I am glad there were not too many "alligators." Hugs. We are so proud of David and of course you too sis.

Jena said...

Oh my gosh. Yeah, not funny! But CONGRATS!!!!

Turley Family said...

congrats! thats awesome fake out!